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custard respect all lifeforms

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upcoming shows :

no longer postponed until post-apocalyptic times.
dates as follows.

custard respects
the tour.

“The ambition is ambitious… there is no doubt about that."

East coast band Custard are preparing to embark on a staggering run of shows to promote their, now rather stale, 2020 album 'Respect All Lifeforms'.

“Sure, I admit we have pretty much missed the boat on this one and it feels like we are pushing our old shit up a rather steep incline” said lead singer Dave McCormack, “but we hope there are enough old bastards out there who will be willing to spend their hard earned cash to see us play a bunch of songs that are about 30 years old”.

“We have been infuriated by the lack of attention given by the mainstream media to our extended hiatus” reported lead guitarist and band accountant Matt Strong. The band intend to purchase a string of bus shelter advertising space.

In an heated telephone exchange, bassist Paul Medew said “We believe that is the future for us. Social media isn’t really our thing. Our groundswell support comes from public transport clients. We know that for a fact”.

At the last AGM, Custard shareholders expressed their disappointment with Big Tech’s coverage of the band's sabbatical and unanimously decided spend up big on bus shelter advertising and possibly a letter box drop.

Taking big steps requires genuine commitment and if the direct intention is to future proof the musical environment these specialists spend their lives immersed in then we must embrace this moment and reshape all forms into a highly impeccable amalgamation. Respect is earned off the back of collective wellbeing. Custard will take whatever they can and bring you to this new level. We thank you for your custom.

CUSTARD respects the form of 2021 tour.

FRI 9 JULY - THE ENMORE Sydney
"THE LIVE PRO FORMA SHOW”
Doors: 7.00pm with Regurgitator and Front End Loader
Tickets from http://ab.co/CustSyd

FRI 30 JULY - BADLANDS Perth WA
"BADLANDS 5th BIRTHDAY PARTY "
Doors 7.00pm plus guests Turnstyle, Lonesome Dove and Tanaya Harper
Tickets from http://ab.co/Badlands

SAT 31 JULY - RAILWAY Fremantle WA
Doors: 7.00pm plus guests Turnstyle
Tickets from http://ab.co/Freo

SAT 7 AUG - BASEMENT Canberra ACT
Doors: 7.00pm plus guests
Tickets from http://ab.co/CustCan

FRI 13 AUG - MIAMI MARKETTA Gold Coast QLD
Doors: 7.00pm plus guests
Tickets from http://ab.co/Miami

SAT 14 AUG - THE TIVOLI, Brisbane QLD
Doors: 7.30pm plus guests
Tickets available on MAY 28 from http://ab.co/CustBNE

SUN 15 AUG - SOL BAR Sunshine Coast QLD
Doors: 6.00pm plus guests
Tickets from http://ab.co/SolBar

THUR 19 AUG - WESTERNPORT San Remo VIC
Doors: 9.00pm plus guests
Tickets from http://ab.co/SanRemo

FRI 20 AUG - WOOL EXCHANGE Geelong VIC
Doors: 8.00pm plus guests
Tickets from http://ab.co/WoolX

SAT 21 AUG - THE CORNER Melbourne VIC
Doors: 8.30pm plus The Fauves
Tickets from http://ab.co/CustCorner

SAT 28 AUG - THE GOV Adelaide SA
Doors: 7.00pm plus guests
Tickets from http://ab.co/CustAd

FRI 3 SEPT - ROYAL OAK HOTEL Launceston TAS
Doors: 7.00pm plus guests The Namesakes
Tickets from http://ab.co/CustardOak

SAT 4 SEPT - REPUBLIC BAR Hobart TAS
Doors: 7.00pm plus guests The Namesakes
Tickets from http://ab.co/CustardRepublic

SUN 7 NOV - SCENE & HEARD Wickham Park, Newcastle NSW
Tickets from http://ab.co/Newy

SAT 27 NOV - SPRING LOADED Hastings Foreshore Reserve VIC
Tickets from http://ab.co/loaded

“Not everyone has to get on the bus for the bus to leave the station”.